If Fakku was a sitcom?

If Fakku was a sitcom who would be the main character? I know I wouldn't be, I'd probably be the dude that walks by time to time and makes some comments about shit going on.

So who would be the protagonist?

Can't be banned from the set if you're the protag.

That's why she keeps coming back. Too much plot armor.

True, how about the Charlie Sheen of Fakku? That seems a lot more fitting.

[align=justify][color=green][font=verdana]Surely Koko would be the antagonist?

I'm guessing it could be like the Grinch... all other users would be the Whos... she tried to ruin our activities... and instead of ending happily, we... do something terrible to her? I don't know, this script needs multiple writers - any ideas?

It would be Jacob and the show would be called "Jacob and his technicolor Shekels"

Koko is the Dr Nefarious of Fakku. No matter how many times you get rid of her she keeps coming back. Like a tumour.

Good choice of character. Waar has to be Lawrence then.

Yes... I often come to her rescue, or might opan fit that role better.

Opani white knight OTY.

He beats Art? I mean, definitely on the occasion with koko, but does he in on the whole?

Poll? Poll.

If we're talking Fakku, it's obviously Jacob and Mike- in a set-up probably similar to The IT Crowd.


If we're talking IB Crowd, however- the choices are more open.

Main cast would be fairly large, since a majority of the regulars are increasingly come-and-go.

Just a jamble list here, but- Art, Freaky, Cruz, Medz, Devs, Drift, NotChris, Ant, Sneaks, Loner, Gren, Eagle, Bags, Takerial, Ryssen, Yuri, Gravity, Butterfly, Kira, Foreground, Rice, Nestor, EMIYA, Opan, Pyre, Waar, Tegs, and I guess Meself make up the current roster. Circa the arrival of Solid and Broski.

Don't see much of Neko-chan, Nekohime, Grover, RBZ, Captain Badass, Dos, Giz, Limegreen, Greenzero, DataZero, SamRav, Solva, Neyapuckawhatsits, or SISAME anymore. Left, or simply kinda left IB in favour of CTFG or whatnot.


For some reason I think Art fits the main character role the best.

Senpai noticed me. Doushio.

Im just the creepy dude who watches you pee in the dark corner of the main page. Watch the red light blink. You famous now. 19.95 or post some tits.

Mite b cool

>names a list of users
>not on the list
>life isn't what I thought it'd be

You can be the cute next door girl that get horribly raped in the third season and falls in love with the closet homosexual (art), blew off then kills herself in the season finale.

Afterwards freak eats your corpse.

Second season.


Nah- but I can't be expected to remember everyone.

Given the number of concussions I've had, I'm surprised that I was even able to name that many people.