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NAME: DAVY JONES
AGE: 23
SEX: MALE
SO: I EAT COCKS AND PUSSY, AND SOMETIMES OTHER THINGS TOO
GENDER IDENTITY: A 77,000 METRIC TON DREADNOUGHT CLASS BATTLESHIP
HOBBIES: SHITPOSTING
SKILLS: I CAN TIE A BANANA PEEL IN A KNOT WITH MY TOES
THINGS I LIKE: PENISES AND VAGINAS
WHY THE FUCK AM I USING CAPSLOCK? I DON'T KNOW, BUT EVERYONE ELSE SEEMS TO LIKE USING IT, SO I WILL TOO.
HOW IRONIC THAT THE PURPOSE OF MAKING A BANDWAGON THREAD AMONG OTHER BANDWAGON THREADS IS TO STAND OUT, YET IM DOING THE SAME THING AS EVERYONE ELSE.