I'm here to teach you

How to make your hamster thin

It seems pretty relaxed despite looking like a flattened pancake.

The translation is charming. There's nothing more uguu than a Japanese people person talking in broken English.

I love how that thing just sits there and genuinely doesn't give a fuck.

I don't think the dead do give a fuck.

Alternative option:


Step 1: Pet it until it falls asleep

Step 2: Boil it

Step 3: Eat it from the bones

Step 4: It is now thin

Thanks, that just made my day.

kawaii.