I've got a problem

There was a knock at my door, and all I found was a box. I opened it up, and well...

I need help.

You send the box to someone else *Cough*Me*Cough* and you make it their problem. There is no reason for you to have to deal with it when there are thousands of other *COUGH*ME*COUGH* people out there to drop it off on. Go ahead I'm sure whoever you send it to *Holds up 20 foot sign behind back saying in big, red, bold letters "ME!"* will take good care of her.

Enjoy your prison rape.

That only happens if I actually do do something bad. But then I've never had the opportunity to be an Onii-San I've always been an nii-kun

[size=10]Lol, unfortunately Dante's answer is pretty much right.

But to avoid that, you can take Selbbin's advice. Then he'll have a problem.[/h]

Prison rape for everyone!
Or you call social services like a responsible adult.

prison? What for? I'm just sheltering a poor lonely little girl left out in the rain. Perfectly legal.

That, as well as factoring in the fact that I am over 18 I can adopt her as well.

don't worry. i'll take care of her for you. ;]

This guy seems legit.

(Dude, you totally have to invite me over. >.> )


Also, this:

hellz yeah! taking care of her going to be hardwork though it might pay off. 8)
[size=10]though i might need help giving her a bath. hehe. :3[/h]

I know, let's make Fakku Childcare. We'll only take cute imotous who want to call us "onii-chan" and obediently listen to what we're saying. Who wants to sign up? *raises hand*

Nope I called dibs. She's mine. Besides you might not have honorable intentions whereas I am sure that I won't do anything "wrong".

are you doubting my brotherly-parenting skills?!
[size=10]bring it. :3 [/h]

Wow, you guys sure are pedophiles.
I'm taking it to child services before any of you can have it.

I know you guys too damn well to leave an innocent little child like this with any of you. I'm going to legally adopt her and raise her as my younger sister.Just like I did with Konata and Rin.

She's hiding a penis down there guys.

Too late, I already brought her to Child Services!

Um she's still sitting here in room I clothed her best I could with an old t-shirt, and she's reading something, from my manga library.

Looks around the room... YOU JACKASS THAT WAS MY COUSIN YOU TOOK TO CHILD SERVICES!

And I popped twenty boners on the way there.