in this article its talk about some crazy shit. aqua pets and pokemon being demons.... girls putting aqua pets in there vajayjays... and a crazy priest who wants to make them illegal.
wow. :shock:
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0904/aquapets.html
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word?
That site looks more than a little bit fake.
It's actually more frightening if it's real, though.
If there are people in this world that actually believe shit like that...I fear for the human race.
Pastor Deacon Fred also informed his close friend, President George W. Bush about how the Japanese are using Aquapets to teach little Christian girls how to masturbate. "He was mighty upset about it," Pastor told the congregation. "He promised that as soon as he is re-selected as President, he is going to make it a top priority to push a law through that will make it a federal offense to have an Aquapet in your home! Thank there is someone running this country that really understands the needs of True Christianâ„¢ people. Praise Jesus!"
Sounds like sarcasm (can't think of the right word. Think "parody" or something). Considering the "religious fanatics" who run this site have a banner advertising shirts with "unsaven" "I <3 Satan" "Demon". No religious site would have those. Tthe über religious wouldn't have Obama gear for sale either.