Jokes, weird ones!
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I just heard these 3 perverted jokes from Dante, crazy bitch...
1.- Closet
A woman is having an affair with a lover and his husband comes home early from work, he suspects that there is actually a man in the room and enters enraged with a shot gun and starts shooting any place the guy could be hiding.
The guy is actually hiding in a closet and the closet is missing its door knob, so his penis pops out from that hole as the guy approaches the closet the woman tells him to not open it since is a new magical closets that doesnt need to be opened, she says that you just have to shake its doorknob and ask for something and it will give it to you.
So the guy starts shaking and screams for a shirt, so the guy gives the man a shirt, the man kind of amazed asks for pants so the guy gives them to him, he asks for a tie and the guy about to reach his climax hurries up and gives it to the man, as the man pleased keeps on shaking the doorknob and thinking, so the guy finally cums and the man gets his hand soaked in the sperm, and says, o wow it even gives you Hair Gel.
2.-Filling
A kid suddenly goes in his parents room and finds his mom bouncing on his dads lap and he quickly gets out of the room and heads for his own, the mother worried rushes to the kids room and tries to place a reasonable explanation for what was happening, so she rushes in and finds the kid sitting on his bed, so she sits besides him.
The mother tells her son that what she was only jumping on the kids father to flatten his belly, the kid suddenly giggles and tells the mother that she is wasting her time as every day the neighbor comes and gets on her knees blows on the stick and fills his dads belly over and over till he gets as filled up as always.
3.- Mosquito
In a mall restroom, there is a black guy with a huge dick pissing and suddenly a gay comes in the bathroom and takes a peek at the mans dick and gets all excited, so the man just says, hey you never seen a dick before! the gay just goes ahead and starts washing his hands as he is just scrubbing them a mosquitos passes by the mans department and *BANG* he slaps the mosquitos ass with his dick so the gay gets pretty excited, the man keeps on pissing as the gay is soaping his hands, and another mosquito passes by and he slaps it roughly again and the gay cant hold it much longer.
Anyways the guy is getting pretty pissed off with all the mosquitos thing as the gay is already done with his hand washing so the man slaps another mosquito and screams> IF ANOTHER MOSQUITO COMES BY ILL FUCK HIM UP! so the gay starts dancing around babbling pzzzz sszzzszsz zszszzzzzszsz!
hope you liked them and if you didnt I :wink: ll pawn you!
1.- Closet
A woman is having an affair with a lover and his husband comes home early from work, he suspects that there is actually a man in the room and enters enraged with a shot gun and starts shooting any place the guy could be hiding.
The guy is actually hiding in a closet and the closet is missing its door knob, so his penis pops out from that hole as the guy approaches the closet the woman tells him to not open it since is a new magical closets that doesnt need to be opened, she says that you just have to shake its doorknob and ask for something and it will give it to you.
So the guy starts shaking and screams for a shirt, so the guy gives the man a shirt, the man kind of amazed asks for pants so the guy gives them to him, he asks for a tie and the guy about to reach his climax hurries up and gives it to the man, as the man pleased keeps on shaking the doorknob and thinking, so the guy finally cums and the man gets his hand soaked in the sperm, and says, o wow it even gives you Hair Gel.
2.-Filling
A kid suddenly goes in his parents room and finds his mom bouncing on his dads lap and he quickly gets out of the room and heads for his own, the mother worried rushes to the kids room and tries to place a reasonable explanation for what was happening, so she rushes in and finds the kid sitting on his bed, so she sits besides him.
The mother tells her son that what she was only jumping on the kids father to flatten his belly, the kid suddenly giggles and tells the mother that she is wasting her time as every day the neighbor comes and gets on her knees blows on the stick and fills his dads belly over and over till he gets as filled up as always.
3.- Mosquito
In a mall restroom, there is a black guy with a huge dick pissing and suddenly a gay comes in the bathroom and takes a peek at the mans dick and gets all excited, so the man just says, hey you never seen a dick before! the gay just goes ahead and starts washing his hands as he is just scrubbing them a mosquitos passes by the mans department and *BANG* he slaps the mosquitos ass with his dick so the gay gets pretty excited, the man keeps on pissing as the gay is soaping his hands, and another mosquito passes by and he slaps it roughly again and the gay cant hold it much longer.
Anyways the guy is getting pretty pissed off with all the mosquitos thing as the gay is already done with his hand washing so the man slaps another mosquito and screams> IF ANOTHER MOSQUITO COMES BY ILL FUCK HIM UP! so the gay starts dancing around babbling pzzzz sszzzszsz zszszzzzzszsz!
hope you liked them and if you didnt I :wink: ll pawn you!
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MidgarKonotsu wrote...
Those weren't very funny. Besides, you can't pawn me, as most pawn shops don't except humans.Course I can pawn you! pfsss... :)
