Grab chestplate, hire a pilot to take it up to the skies and air drop it, and I follow it to make sure I'm placed directly underneath where it'll land where I'll set myself on fire and then hope it smothers the flame out but it'll just instead crush my skull.
As I catch a glimmering whisper of her sweet, aromatic scent- a strand brushes my nose.
And I sneeze.
The forward jolt of my head causes me to lose my balance, and I bump into her.
She stumbles into traffic, but I quickly lurch forward and pull her away- but end up falling and getting walloped by a speeding cement truck full of heavy cement.