Kush and ballin

Straight up ballin', really. Have you guys ever played in the NBA, I don't think so. I have, cuz I'm a baller. Straight up. Your thoughts please.

I like onion rings.

I've never really tried those. Any tips for my first time? Should I ask for a certain sauce or seasoning?

I also like onion rangs

I dislike onion

Sauceee them UP!! Ohh YEaaaahahhhH!

I don't play professional Ape Hoop.

did daddy not show you enough attention as a child to feel the need to brag/need acceptance from an otaku, neet, shut in crowd.

If your done trolling get daddy another beer.

Garlic bread dabes

who's alt is this you bic

Chad Warden called.

Ask for semen.

Ranch or ketchup. I don't eat it with bbq sauce and ketchup is only if no ranch, nor do i eat fries with ketchup. Mayo/gravy/ranch or onions and garlic oil/grease.

The NBA is lame, and onion rings are pretty "meh."

Me: So, you're telling me that you'll pay me sixty-five million dollars to get a ball into a hoop several dozen times a week in front of a group of people for several years?

Team Coach: ...Yeah, pretty much.

Me: Okay, how hard can it be?

*Months later*

Announcer: And the ******* are now 12-29 for the second year in a row.

Me: I should've became an accountant.

huh. are you wearing your jordans?

You don't need jordans to like onion rings!

You don't have to ask. It comes standard with all fast food orders now, especially drive-thru.

durr.