StrayDog wrote...
HOLY FUCK YOU MEAN I CAN HAVE AN IMAGINARY WIFE ON THE INTERNET WITH A MAN?
Hold on, hold on. Let me shamelessly advertise myself here.
1) I can cook delicious gourmet meals.
2) I have a high paying, respectable job with good health care coverage.
3) I drive a Lamborghini.
NOW WHO WANTS TO GET HITCHED?
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Note: Numbers 1 through 3 are all lies and this entire post is a trap.[/h]
You're a meanie! ;~;