kengenerals wrote...

That's pretty good, I gotta admit.
[size=12]OT[/h]: I once heard a lot of screeching and growling in an alley near my house a while back. It was dark and I couldn't see much. All I saw was two thick things fighting each other. They tipped over the trashcan and got my attention, so I took out my flashlight and shined it over there.
It was some furry fucked up thing, like a cross between a raccoon and a possum, raping a street cat.
The cycle of life continues...