Eranikum wrote...
How to cook your local troll:
A) You have to carefully kill him. Do this by feeding him some poisoned topics
B) You take out his guts slowly while he is still cringing in pain from the poisoned topic
C) You slowly roast him on a medium sized flame until he is crispy. Don't forget to turn him around slowly
D) Add a faint note of garlic, a large dose of salt and pepper, some chili and fill the hollow belly with tomatoes, onions, apples and pour red wine over it so he isn't completly dried out. A bit of extra creme and chives add to the flavor.
Send him to the "Most Extreme Dojin" Topic.