OH GAWD FINALLY

[7/7/2013 7:04:51 PM] Andre: I
[7/7/2013 7:04:52 PM] Andre: AM
[7/7/2013 7:04:52 PM] Andre: THE
[7/7/2013 7:04:54 PM] Andre: DARK
[7/7/2013 7:04:55 PM] Andre: SOUL

You obtain the Dark Soul, you don't become it.
Get your Dark Souls mythology right, you nerd

Sounds like the game for me.