Okay, well...

I will bump this thread on September 9th, 2019. It's too bad the old one got locked, oh well. I'm leaving this thread here as a record of my existence. The present versus what I was in the past.

I hope it stays around this time, since I'm pretty sure this breaks absolutely no rules.

It doesn't break any rules, but it's fun to shoot things down.


It's pretty much the same as putting a big "DO NOT POP THE BALLOONS" sign in a room full of balloons, and we are all literate porcupines.

I said it before I'll say it again - I would laugh if this got locked.

I was in hysterics last time.

Hopefully you'll be gone or have been banned before then.

I'm a dude! She's a dude! He's a dude! We're all dudes!