Parable of a Newfag

One day there was a Newfag who has just gotten to Fakku station.

Now there were many things he could do. He could calmly go to the many shops and enjoy himself quietly while working up a rep and personality in said station.

But NAY THAT IS NOT WHAT THIS NEWFAG DID!

THIS NEWFAG DECIDED HE WOULD TAKE OFF ALL HIS CLOTHES AND DANCING IN THE MIDDLE COMPLETELY NAKED EXPOSING HIMSELF AND MAKING IT REALLY OBVIOUS HE WANTED ATTENTION WHILE EVERYONE STARED AND LAUGHED AT THE IDIOT!

AND THAT'S WHEN THE NEWFAG GOT HIT BY THE IB TRAIN BECAUSE HE WAS A FUCKING RETARD!

So many possibilities to back this guy up.

Too bad my train crashed.

YOU DON'T GET YOUR OWN TRAIN FUCKING NEWFAGS!

That's what I did. So this system really does work.

I browse hentai.

20% of new users.

seems legit

/Best thread

Makes a lot of sense.

Only 20%?

Yeah, 79% remain lurkers and 1% are decent from the start.

Ah, true, true.