I will not let this thread die. We must fight the heretics with there tits 'o plenty Philosophy. They don't even fight for the nice big ol' biddies. The worship fat cells flab. Shit look like water down jello in a hagis pouch. We fight for the perky cupcake breasts. Perfect mounts of loveliness. Slender young things that if she didn't have a bit of hair would seem like your uncle bad touch on a weekend bender. We have 600 years of European art of the Renaissance on our side, They have 20 years of cheap porn made in Berlin.
We are on Allahs side. They are on coke and astroglide side.
but back to my question:
Open door
see this on your bed
What to do?