Pick your poison

I still like making polls.

All of the options put you in mortal danger but you're not guaranteed to die in any of them. Pick what you think gives you the best chance of survival or just choose your favorite one. Some choices have better chance for survival than others but may leave you in more physical or mental suffering.

Yandere, never a dull moment

I always know how im gonna die. Even the time frame.

Yandere all the way

No.

Badkitty....cobra?

would like yandere but island has highest chance as I know survival

island. i would survive, go all "cast away" and shit. but death by snuu snuu sounds cool. nice futurama ref :)

Snuu snuuu sounds good but I'm sure my body would collapse and I would faint before dying of exhaustion.

I'll take the yandere, but only if I can kill her before dying.

Desert island or yandere.

Snuu snuu sounds good too.


Can I try all 3?

Ditto.

A few thoughts about this...

For Tossed off a 7 story building, Drug overdose, High speed vehicle collision you have a sense of if+when you're gonna die. For the others you have no idea, which makes it arguably worse.

If you survive Stranded on a desolate island by yourself you have a decent chance of making off without any permanent damage.

Tossed off a 7 story building probably and High speed vehicle collision have a relatively quick death but if you survive it might be a long and painful recovery.

Snoo snoo (Snu-snu?) will be great.. until your sex organs are screaming in pain. If you escape early on (while you still have the energy) this is probably the most fortunate scenario. But who knows what kind of STDs you could get in the process.

No idea what an OD is like, don't really wanna find out either.

Yandere girlfriend just lost her last marble well... I guess this can only be left to your imagination.

And who the fuck is going to pick human centipede?

As soon as i saw it i had to pick Snoo Snoo. I mean hey, if i dont survive then i'll still be going out with a "bang". Hopefully more then just one that is...

you can survive being on a stranded island though

ODs arent scary anymore...Not like my number of tracks... I'd hate to be on an island all alone tho, that sounds SO scary. I'd lose all my marbles.

As much as I'd like yandere, I'm going with desert island.
If I knew it was my time to go, this is how I'd want it.

Snoo Snoo and Yandere would be great

I've survived the car crash and the falling off building (just three stories, though), and have definitely survived snoo-snoo.

Maybe I'll try all three at the same time.

EDIT:


I can confirm "yes" for both. One month of being laid up in hospital and about 60-70% of your muscle mass just fucking goes.

My yandere girlfriend, a human centipede will toss me off a 7 story building while I'm on drug overdose, causing me to land right between a high speed vehicle collision that creates such a massive explosion, I somehow will be stranded on a desolate island by myself.

Then it's death by snoo snoo.

I pray to god that I get fucked to death by some hot chicks. I don't even care when. Getting fucked to death with broken pelvis turns me so fucking on.