Piece of Wisdom from Old Native American Chief.

When I was wandering the East Coast, in my travels I encountered an old Native American Chief. He was learned and wise man who has seen many things in his travels. Seeing that I was a teenager, he decided to tell me some his wisdom. First he spoke it in his native tongue but he knew I couldn't understand so he told me in English.

"When the Red River is Flowing, go down the dirt path."

I hope his piece of wisdom has enlightened you.

I swim that river with a smile.

That was so deep, man.

Tie two birds together, and even though they have four wings, they cannot fly.

I seriously want to meet a native american chief.

Maybe he meant don't cross a woman on her period. *badum tss*

Heavily relevant to topic

wisdom is lost on me.

If a girl is on her period, time for buttsex.

I saw a Indian chief and I lost 1 grand! D:

Inb4 Chief Stay on 17 aka firewater aka butt aka aai

>east coast
Wtf
I dont live on the east coast

Chief had too much Listerine.

I already have a shirt with an Indian chief on it.

I met an Indian Chief once, but it was a motorcycle.

Lol.

Oh I get it now.