Gravity cat wrote...
If you don't have a dong you'll never understand how unpredictable pissing can be while standing-and-aiming. It's never always as straightforward as you seem to think. So to give you an idea let me tell you how it really is to piss from a man's perspective through the medium of internet visual explanations;
We can also miscalculate trajectory. It comes out faster than we think and goes further than we intend it to.
It's especially bad in the morning.
You only have a right to be mad if they don't clean up afterwards, because not cleaning up afterwards is disgusting.
This. AND DON'T FORGET IF GOD FORBID YOU HAVE ANYTHING CLOSE TO A BONER.
Seriously, it's hitler sometimes.