i have got quite a lot of stories that i have made up inside of my head that have bread in them but my best one is the one about the man who told his wife that he was going to work for a year but he was actually just getting the bus in to town and then just sitting around the back of primark all day and eating bread and then after a year of him doing it his wife was asking him how his job is going when they was having dinner and he just said look i am going to be completely honest with you i havent got a job and i havent had a job for a year and i have just been getting the bus in to town every morning and sitting around the back of primark and eating bread and his wife just looked at him and said what and he said i am so sorry and then his wife said how have we been paying the bills and the man said that he has been paying the bills with bread because that is all that he has and then he said to his wife that he is sorry again and then he just stands up and leaves the house and his wife never sees him again.