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Watching Blizzcon live

HELL NO! I ain't no hentai-lolicon-scat-lover, Papa I Swear!

Laugh and grow fat

MGS2 is what I think when I see odd quotes


"Oh, you're a man..."

Aquaman has a talent after all.

You're riding in the desert on a canoe when all of a sudden all four wheels fall off now, how many chickens does it take to jump over a doghouse? Give up, the answer is six because banana's don't have bones in them.

when it rains... and a storm appears... the sky's friends, Lightning and Thunder, play tag on the clouds... i wish i could join them...

Ha!

Room service. Room service. You want me fluff fluff your pillow?

One... Are you a girl? Two... if by fluff my pillow do you mean you want to *** my *** then yes.

lol

And speaking of hot knives - hey ladies, I've got a utensil that I'm sure you would all kill to get in your drawers.

I know someone who is so incredibly fat, that his blood type became Ragu.

Did you see that android in the lunchline? Nice ass on that one. Yes, I would insert my floppy into her diskdrive.

Found it in my shoe

Kitty Kitty... GOODBYE!!! Nyan~~~ Mwahahahahahaha

Fetid flesh seeps into the gutters of a once beautiful metropolis.
Weeping is the only music in the streets and fear is the only thing projected on the airwaves.
Curses fly from door to door, followed by lead and blood.
The city's iron claws stretch to grasp the sky to find nothing but illusions.
There are no more dreams, the nightmare is reality.