Odamust wrote...
Friend: How can I ask a girl out?
Me: You gotta have lots of confident and talk with her casually.
Friend: I know that, but I just don't have it yet.
Me: Me too. *sigh* Welp, gotta go to my lab class. See you later.
Friend: See ya.
*Spotted a female friend just nearby and casually talked with her for a minute*
Friend: Hey Oda, come back here. I need to ask you one more thing.
Me: Yea, what is it?
Friend: How the heck did you do that? I never knew you could hit on girls. Teach me how to do it.
Me: Oh fuck this shit... *leaves*
That's pretty funny