Me: Hey *friend's name*, I've just watched this porn video, and something is strange about this one.
Friend: What is it?
Me: Apparently this guy can pee out milk.
Friend: Umm Oda, that's semen, where the sperms are.
Me: Wait. What? Really?
[color=#006FFF]Growing up, I used to be scared to say the word "exotic" out of fear of having a Freudian slip and accidentally saying "erotic" instead.