I love one of my random Chivalry opponents in duels who rage quit when he found out I was a woman after calling me a faggot when he lost. Roflmao, that was a great laugh XD
[color=#993300]And thus little Johnny went a head to take a shower
Little did he know it would be his final hour
Silly little Johnny for listening to the man
Who had a wonderful cap and liked to stick out his hand
I think Johnny's a dumbass, I think you would agree
I really think his stupidity is plain as day, you see
This is a little excerpt of how the Jews were set to roast
Though Jesus fed thousands, Hitler made millions toast
[color=#ff69b4]What ever you do don't be a ninja when you like something like Coke. You're going to see a nice ice cold can, open it, then everyone in a 10 miles is going to kill you for opening that coke.
Coke kills ninja's kids remember that next time you think about leaving a ice cold can of coke sitting out one night. If you kill that ninja who going to take care of his little ninja baby? It's sure as hell not going to be you. You just killed someone and you're going to jail for it.
[color=#993300]The Kyrgs are a really nice mellow kind of folk
They work hard, are honest, and never like to gloat
Take Bill and Linda, for example, a perfect couple and team
Tending their land and to their neighbors, they never mean
But then came the Ruskis, who had a different idea
Take all the land from the people, send them to Tanzania
But Bill and Linda took a stand to stop the coming of woe
They had the ability to fight the Ruskis, stand against them toe-to-toe
For the town had known this man, who went by the name of Hank
In exchange for their daughters, he supplied the townspeople with tanks
So Bill and Linda lead the charge against the dreaded Ruskis
What happens next, well they like to tell over some brewskis