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CRAWLING IN MY SKIN!
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL!
Linkin Park ain't kidding. It's been months since I pulled that worm out from within my arm and the scars are still there.
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL!
Linkin Park ain't kidding. It's been months since I pulled that worm out from within my arm and the scars are still there.
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"But but but... we have to rescue him!"
"What you call cat rescue I call cat kidnapping"
"But he is so small and all alone and would fit in the palm of my hand"
"Exactly. The easier to kidnap!"
"That's not... just... why... *sigh* you win hahaha"
"What you call cat rescue I call cat kidnapping"
"But he is so small and all alone and would fit in the palm of my hand"
"Exactly. The easier to kidnap!"
"That's not... just... why... *sigh* you win hahaha"
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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
Brother called me asking 'Where are you'? I said 'En algun lloc entre les cuixes d'algú.'(Somewhere between the thighs of someone.) Without missing a beat the said 'Are you cradling the balls?'
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Sanada-Kun wrote...
100 buckets, 15k ammo and fuel, and now I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeSpoiler:
now give me your avy sauce
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I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
