Would you find it weird if the father of the girl you're dating whispers in your ear "if you take her virginity I'll take yours later on" and it doesn't seem like the motherfucker kidding? I might need to use that line soon.
I think i should tell my fellow countrymen that it wasn't our people's patriotic fighting spirit that drove the IJA out of our land back then, but rather the power of US atom bombs. Or not...
There'sa old saying from texas: if you be gay join the Marines, if you want to feel gay join the army, if you want to look gay join the Navy and if you want to see gay join the airforce.
Remember what I whispered in your ear. "Do not fear when I am gone I'll be right here". When all the world is wasting away. Hold your heart and I'll say your name.
Constantly belittled by the SDF's commander
Dull personality
Lost a hand-to-hand fight while fully armored
Can't cast purple energy balls
Can't save his friends from dying
His only female companion is purely platonic
Died a virgin
The C H A D Shepard
Spoiler:
Feared by eldritch dark machine-gods
Personality can change depending on player choice
Capable of one-punching reporters, Turians, and headbutting Krogans
Can cast SICK, DESTRUCTIVE purple energy balls
Has a lot of companions and can save some of them from dying
Galactic pimp who fucks alien bitches for a living
Died but got some action beforehand and got better