Mankind will suffer from the attack of carebears butt raping pandas and the sheer awesomeness will rip the fabric of space and time causing a blackout across the world will WoW players go crazy over not completing a quest then the ocean will be clean again while blond girls sit on the getting a tan from a solar flare in 0.000000000000000000000008 and switching with another girl at the speed of light warping a black hole in capital city while a star trek fleet of nerds swarm the back room of a porno shop wanting busting black women 35 and discovering batman was really a lord of the rings deleted scene thats being looped every 1.5 seconds 300 million times a day while barbie and dora the explore wadge war with bratz and water balloons guns filled with hail instead of water shoot down star fox and suddenly....
Haruhi: This conflict is only the beginning! We will eliminate all obstacles and the SOS Brigade will become known on the far reaches of the universe! Eventually, I'll negotiate with the Board of Education and create chapters of the SOS Brigade in all public high schools! Even if we've all but won already, nobody is allowed to hold back!
Kyon: *in his mind* What is this confidence made from? Two milligrams will do. Just share some with me.
- a dialogue snippet from Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu