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...the pleasure is all mine, Barzini-san... may i call you Bar-san...

some times i rant on and on and on, but other times all i have to say are a few short words....also ninjas!

...hahaha... bar-san it is... call me whatever feels comfortable for you... hahaha...

And I'm drinking up you in my sight, seeing you bathed in the moonlight

...my dear dustyfang are you talking to me?...

And do you dote on fools? Or are they merely tools to be used?

...heartless you are to treat humans as tools... they only want, and are meant, to be loved... it is was everyone yearns for... be they young or old... it is human nature... but nature can often be cruel...

if ever someone tries to get you to thumbwrestle, after they say,"1234 i declare a thumb war", answer back with,"5678 i use this hand to masterbate".

But can you discern the difference between love and lust? Is it one sided in its yearning, is it selfish and greedy? I feel such a difference is too fine to divine.

typesoffems.com

Just found this site randomly, it talks about the types of women out there. Interesting how many weird ones there are. Some ex:

Shrew
When our Shrew suffers from her usual fits of anger and furiousness she calls all men idiots, dumb morons and dirty pigs – to put it all mildly for her French is very strong indeed. Years before one not too good man offended her deeply, and now, deeply hurt and abused, she gets her own back at the whole male 'race' with all the rage she is ever able to breed, feed and express.

Chameleon
Female chameleon is devious and material, she is an expert in psychology and behaviour of males. At first you will see her as a kind, gentle, understanding and forgiving Mother Theresa. But as soon as you fall in love with her and get involved in your relationship up to your ears and maybe even marry her in the long run – she will 'take off' her innocence and will one sweet day show you her real self – the creature which is highly mean and even unfaithful, someone who cannot be defined as a reliable beloved lifelong partner.

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Fix My Sink
By
DJ Sneak

She said - we're gonna beat this now baby, uh-huh, come on
She said fix my sink, funk my funk, walk my walk, talk my talk
Do what you gotta do, she said fix my sink
She said fix my sink, funk my funk, walk my walk, talk my talk
Do what I gotta do, you better fix that sink

You know fuzzy fuzzy, it was a good thing, it was a beautiful day outside
The sun was shining, I get a phone call, I get a phone call
It was from the pretty lady on the other side, she said, she said baby
Baby I want you to come over and fix my sink, ha-ha
She said fix my sink, I said fix your sink
She said fix my sink, funk my funk, walk my walk, talk my talk
Do what you gotta do and fix that sink
And she said fix that sink, funk my funk, walk my walk, talk my talk
Do what you gotta do, you better fix that sink

Fix that sink on the left and I fix that sink on the right
And I fix that sink on the floor and I fix that sink all night
And I fix that sink to the left and I fix that sink to the right
And I fix that sink on the floor and I fix that sink all night

So I got, I got my tool belly, I got my tool and I went over to my baby's house
And we can a - you know fix that sink she said
She said come over baby, baby I've been waiting for you
Where you been when I'm comin' down
She said fix my sink, funk my funk, walk my walk, talk my talk
Do what you gotta do and fix that sink, ya'll
She said fix that sink, funk my funk, walk my walk, talk my talk
Do what I do, and fix that sink

So I came over and I said baby, where's the leak
I know that you're, you're tubes need a boiling
You need to ah, you need to have you're ah, sink fixed
She said fix my sink, I said fix that sink, she said fix that sink
I said fix that sink
She said fix my sink, funk my funk, walk my walk, talk my talk
Do what you gotta do, she said fix my sink
She said fix that sink, funk my funk, walk my walk, talk my talk
Do what you gotta do, you better fix that sink

She said baby, now that you done fixing my sink
My friend who needs her sink fixed, she just lives right upstairs baby
It's not a, it's not a far trip, I just wind my wire, and I said you
You know I gotta do what I gotta do, I gotta fix that sink ya'll
She said fix my sink, funk my funk, walk my walk, talk my talk
Do what you gotta do, she said fix my sink
She said fix my sink, funk my funk, walk my walk, talk my talk
Do what I gotta do, you better fix that sink

Fix that sink on the left and I fix that sink on the right
And I fix that sink on the floor and I fix that sink all night
And I fix that sink to the left and I fix that sink to the right
And I fix that sink on the floor and I fix that sink all night
Fix that sink on the left and I fix that sink on the right
And I fix that sink on the floor and I fix that sink all night

never gonna give~ never gonna give~

chee- chee- cheese burga chee- cheese burga

*Strange gurgling noises*

...hahahahaha...

HURRICANE KATRINA WAS A LIE.

GEORGE BUSH MADE A HURRICANE WEAPON TO DESTROY BLACK PEOPLE!!!

...Gah!...