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Neoro~n
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I am the bone of my sword.
Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.
I have created over a thousand blades.
Unknown to death.
Nor known to life.
Have withstood pain to create many weapons.
Yet these hands will never hold anything.
So as I pray, "Unlimited Blade Works".
Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.
I have created over a thousand blades.
Unknown to death.
Nor known to life.
Have withstood pain to create many weapons.
Yet these hands will never hold anything.
So as I pray, "Unlimited Blade Works".
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Neoro~n
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Bare and silver and iron. Stone for foundation and the Grand Duke of contracts. My great master Shveinorg for the ancestor. A wall for the descending winds. The foul gates shall close and come out the crown. Let the three-forked road to the kingdom cycle. Enclose. Enclose. Enclose. Enclose. Enclose. Five times for each repetition. Just destroy the enclosed time. Anfang. I announce. Thy body shall be under my command, my fate shall be determined by thy sword. Follow the call of the Holy Grail. If thou wouldst obey this mind and this reason, then answer my call.
Make an oath here. I am the one who shall become the virtue of all after world. I am the one who shall lay out the evil of all after world. Thou art Seven Heavens clad in the Three Great Words. Emerge from the ring of control of balance...!
Make an oath here. I am the one who shall become the virtue of all after world. I am the one who shall lay out the evil of all after world. Thou art Seven Heavens clad in the Three Great Words. Emerge from the ring of control of balance...!
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See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum...and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight...stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend daredn't make the leap. Y'see...y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea...He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!' B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... he says 'What do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!
