I've seen the commercial for wanderama once and already I want to shoot the guy who made it in the balls. To make sure that he does not spread his stupidity, and because that commercial is fucking annoying.
Everything living has a soul, even spinach. Also you don't get a soul till you're a 1 year-old, or was it 6 months. Either way, you're just this crying, pooing monster blob till you get your soul.
Man- "You just won a free cupcake!"
Me- "Oh, cool! I'll take the blue one."
*Man gives me the cupcake, I turn around and throw it in the garbage. Then I turn back to the man and look him straight in the eye.*
Me- "Because I can."