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i suddenly want to take a bath so ill do it

congratulations! you got MAIL!

She started talkin' shit, would'nt you know? Reached back like a pimp and slapped the ho'

RUNAWAY RUNAWAY RUNAWAY!
haha. Godzilla is coming! O:

time to eat some noodles

WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU?!


no, seriously I forgot.

I'm developing a Mega-Buster, to shoot the shit out of my enemies.

So your weapon will cause shit to fly out of people? cool.

Time for some freakin Mac-n-Cheese

What kinda crazy shit could I pull tomorrow

I had then come to the realization that I just named my right one Bob when I had previously named the left one Robert. Those two being basicly the same name, you can probably tell what king of shit I had to go through when filling out that report.

Congratulations, you now have cancer!

Qui acoupe Le Fromage?

I learned that from a little show called Freakazoid.

For those who know French, translate to those who don't please. If no one knows, I shall translate.

upside,down and around and around I'll
slap you like a bitch a
nd you take it like a whore

What is the Problem, officer? :D

No problem, officer.

Pineapples!

If my lover was an alien!

meganekko... :shock:

I hate making cookies, because when I make them someone always comes and shuffs them up that little slit on their penis and then runs around screaming in pain. and then I get a headache and decides to break his legs and to cut off his penis and then throw him in the drain. and after that I'm always so tired I need to sleep, and I always wake up in the cellar with a new bunch of cookies in my hand, and then everything starts over -.-

i am sooooooooooo bored