Say something Random

How does it feel to be talking to an idiot?

Lol, ._. normal. I'm kinda used to it. Maybe that's the reason I'm more of the loner type.

I don't like such stupid conversations, but most people seem to enjoy them/be fine with them. I really didn't find a point in what she was trying to tell me, other than how birth control pisses her off yet she supports it or something. Ah, well...

I am your sister's uncle's mother's child's father. Yea, we're related.

I will destroy all of them :arrow:

God damn it, not again...time for another revival.

Scalpel...SCALPEL. Thank you...o.k., that goes there, this goes here and...uh oh.

Lol, you're a good man.

You could replace this thread with twitter, the noise to signal ratio is about the same as random.

Fakku twitter... how about no

I love to Falcon Punch dogs in the face becuse if I do that I will get a nickel every time I do it.

I was cooking some Raman Noodles when I saw a spider in my sink. I dumped the boiling water on the bastard and laughed. (This is true.)

A real conversation I had last week:

[Group of people are talking about religion]
Me: On House, they said something really cool: Humans thinking about God is like penguins thinking about nuclear energy.
Girl: Ooh, I love penguins.

*Wakes Up*

Wha--? What about Metal Gear?

A group of dudes wants to have sex with traps.

Something random.

Let's say "something random".
Just say it.....

This is awesome (really suits the topic)

Before I finger those hotdogs I promise to rape those twinkies.

I saw a hot girl but then I realise that it was only a pic from my computer going insane.

wut?

I believe that's the point. To put the Jar bones in the flabber crotchenator,