Say something Random

*lays headless*

*Just stands there bored* .....! uses reviving spell to revive you :)

i r live! *drinks an energy drink*

Is it a red bull?

*grows wings* apparently O_o

Hey dont fly away without me it still smells in here >< *drinks a red bull*

since we got wings lets go scare plane drivers xD

Ok! which plane driver shall we scare?

The 1 in that huge as hell plane over there!

Hell Plane? o.0 are we going to knock satan out of the sky? uh ok *flys closer* *gets struck by a random bolt of lightning*

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......... *splat-sizzle~~*

oh crap fly away!!!!

Incoming!!

I think I may have done a horrible thing...

*goes to church for first time in six years*

Uhh...can I buy a ticket to heaven?

poop stick.

Get the hell off my paper!!

This is funny.

Oh, shi--SMOKER!!

*Gunfire*

You startled the witch!

(ahem)

My fresh cat is not willing to cooperate with the corn-filled turret gun that you seem to associate with so frequently.

My apologizes for this fact, but my cat is indeed a bad restaurant to eat at, but you must give it credit: its forks have a very nice pepper coating.

this helps it achieve maximum velocity.

thank you.

No no no no no!

Stop, st--*Slice, thud*

.....ow.