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Azazel......

Why buy when you can find them for free on the internet?

Limey!!! where art thou~

[color=red]Blame his internet aho ryuu.

You should start playing MEPPO

but he said that he'll come to net cafe.... =3=

there is no meppo in dota 2,yaaay~

[color=red]Maybe rain and stuff.

...No, there is Meppo at DotA2. Just search it.

Lies,you kidnap limey so he cannot play!!!

[color=red]Explain HOW.

With magic! and Power of Love!!

[color=red]Don't know magic, and don't know about love

If it's in dreams, I've seen you a lot.
Now I'm awake, but I still want to meet you.
You made me feel this way.
Love is greedy, isn't it?

The worm is a good farmer because cars likes flying to elephant because it doesn't seem really cool.

[color=#006FFF]Geno drawn as a JoJo? Unusual yet very badass.

Kiss and touch me~
Rub my bananas~

[color=red]Listening to Micro Cuts, I have no fucking idea what he says.

Good Luck Mode

The cold. I hate you.

Wandering around, as if I didn't have anything better to do...lol

A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

The woman's husband also comes home.

She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250"

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.

Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - "$750"
Man - "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

Boy - "$1,000"

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."

Alien inspired dream.....WHHHHHYYYYYYY???