Sharting. Does it count as shitting yourself?
Does sharting count as shitting your pants?
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Antw0n
Remember me?
My friend and I have been arguing for an hour.
The argument being if the act of sharting counts as shitting yourself.
I insist it counts. After sharting, there is shit in your pants. Therefor it is shitting your pants.
He disagrees.
What do you think?
The argument being if the act of sharting counts as shitting yourself.
- shart
[verb]
A small, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart. A blend of the words "shit" and "fart".
I insist it counts. After sharting, there is shit in your pants. Therefor it is shitting your pants.
He disagrees.
What do you think?
Spoiler:
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Well you know what they say, Relationships are like farts.
If you have to force it, then it's likely shit.
Generally it's easy to avoid sharting if you have some self-control.
If you have to force it, then it's likely shit.
Generally it's easy to avoid sharting if you have some self-control.
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artcellrox
The Grey Knight :y
Shit is shit, regardless of how it was meant to come out. Your friend's an idiot.
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To solve this swiftly and with precision:
1. Has shit occurred?
[Yes/No]
If Yes: Yes.
If No: No.
/argument
1. Has shit occurred?
[Yes/No]
If Yes: Yes.
If No: No.
/argument
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Tyranosaurus_Secks wrote...
If there's shit, you can't acquit.I have a feeling South Park made a joke like that before.
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Shart. Farting while shitting. Shitting while farting.
Sharting your pants: Shitting your pants. While you fart.
Shitting your pants: Shitting your pants. Without farting.
Sharting your pants: Shitting your pants. While you fart.
Shitting your pants: Shitting your pants. Without farting.
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Gravity cat
the adequately amused
Shart = shit and fart
Notice the presence of shit. Therefore, technically shat yourself. Brought on by farting.
Notice the presence of shit. Therefore, technically shat yourself. Brought on by farting.
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To answer said question, take off your pants and shart on his couch.
It is likely that he will confirm that you did- indeed- shit on his couch.
Thereby bringing him to agreement with most people capable of actual thought.
It is likely that he will confirm that you did- indeed- shit on his couch.
Thereby bringing him to agreement with most people capable of actual thought.
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devsonfire
3,000,000th Poster
It's like saying how you went on 55 miles an hour in a 50 zone because you accidentally stepped on the gas.