Shit Koko Says

Hime_Takamura · 2013-12-03T00:02:49-01:00

A tribute to everyone's favorite bipolar schizophrenic, Koko. Feel free to post any of her batshit insane spewings on here. Here's some of mine: Trying to reconcile: Spoiler: After I kicked her from the chat(For the first time): (basically a bunch of yo mama so fat jokes) Spoiler:Your mama's so fat when she walked by a construction site they used her as a wrecking ball. Your momma's so fat, once she jumped in the water, and everyone ran out yelling, "Tsunami!" Yo mommas so fat she took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said, "we don't do curtains". Your momma is so fat, I take her panties and I use them as the main sail of my yacht. Yo mamma so fat, she got more rolls then a pastry truck! Yo mamas so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs Yo momma's so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet! Yo momma's so fat her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph. Yo momma's so fat, she could sell shade. Yo momma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate. Yo momma's so fat, she couldn't even jump to a conclusion! Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon! Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon. The rather broad lady showed up at the theatre just before the performance started and handed the usher two tickets. "Where's the other party?" asked the usher. "Well," said the lady, with a blush, "you see one seat is a little small for me and rather uncomfortable so I bought two. But they're both really for me." "Okay with me, lady," the usher replied, scratching his head. "There's just one problem. Your seats are numbers fifty-one and sixty-three." The guy is so fat, he leaves footprints in concrete! Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued." One guy was so fat, he had his own area code. You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you. Kelly is so big, he plays hopscotch like, "Texas...Alabama...North Carolina...Pennsylvania..." I know a lady named Paulette that is so fat she has to wake up in sections. And then there is Judy. She has so many double chins she looks like she is staring at you over a pile of pancakes. Seriously though, Judy isn’t fat, she insists she’s just 4 feed too short. But Paulette takes the cake. Once she jumped into the gulf here in Panama City and the tide came in at Myrtle Beach. Your mama's so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out! Kelly is so fat, they use his belt to measure the Earth's equator. The guy is so fat, if someone would melt him down, they'd have enough oil to power Detroit for a month! Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other, "Your round." The other one says "So are you, you fat pig!" Kelly is so fat, if he wore a GoodYear hat, he'd look like a blimp. You are so fat you were baptized in Sea World. You are so fat, you had your baby pictures taken by satellite. Kelly is so fat, people jog around him for exercise. Jim is so fat when they step on the scale it says, "No live stock please." Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a page.

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Lughost the Lugoat

11 years ago

lemme see if I can find some fun PM's

EDIT: Q_____________Q
they're all gone!

gitaaa

11 years ago

SolidShark wrote...

animefreak_usa wrote...

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ftfy.

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Fuck off.

Lughost the Lugoat

11 years ago

gitaaa wrote...

SolidShark wrote...

animefreak_usa wrote...

ftfy.

Edit: Fixed quoting error.

Fuck off.

That escalated quickly.

Spoiler:

animefreak_usa Child of Samael

11 years ago

gitaaa wrote...

SolidShark wrote...

animefreak_usa wrote...

ftfy.

Edit: Fixed quoting error.

Fuck off.

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gitaaa

11 years ago

animefreak_usa wrote...

gitaaa wrote...

SolidShark wrote...

animefreak_usa wrote...

ftfy.

Edit: Fixed quoting error.

Fuck off.

Lughost the Lugoat

11 years ago

gitaaa wrote...

animefreak_usa wrote...

gitaaa wrote...

SolidShark wrote...

animefreak_usa wrote...

ftfy.

Edit: Fixed quoting error.

Fuck off.

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animefreak_usa Child of Samael

11 years ago

Lughost wrote...

gitaaa wrote...

animefreak_usa wrote...

gitaaa wrote...

SolidShark wrote...

animefreak_usa wrote...

ftfy.

Edit: Fixed quoting error.

Fuck off.

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