*me and work associate Loading a big box full of product at work*
WA: "You ready?"
Me: "Yeah"
WA: "Alright, let's fill this baby up."
Me: *Stare*
WA: "What?"
Me: "That sounds like something a pedophile would say"
Me: *straight face*
WA: "WHAT?" *followed by uncontrollable laughter*
*Long pause*
WA: "That's pretty bad"
Me: "Yet you still laughed" :D
*next day*
*Work associate is filling a bag of product*
*tries to put bag in box and fails*
*I come over and hold this box lid down and hit it a few times to make it flat*
WA: "Yeah, Bang that baby"
Me: "That sounds like something a pedophile would say."
WA: *Facepalm and laughter*
WA: "That's still bad though"
Me: "Better than "that's what she said" all the time"
WA: "True"