So I says to the guy, I says:
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If you didn't want pie, then why'd you order pie?
Incidentally, I was at my friend's house the other day, and I noticed he had a few lemons in his fridge. I hitherto didn't know people still ate lemons. Naturally, I then promptly high-fived him, and we commence the lemon-eating.
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Incidentally, I was at my friend's house the other day, and I noticed he had a few lemons in his fridge. I hitherto didn't know people still ate lemons. Naturally, I then promptly high-fived him, and we commence the lemon-eating.
If you found the above paragraph inarticulate, unfluent, unprepared and/or effortful, then make a vote for Change-- help the world to be what it wants to be.
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tsuyoshiro
FAKKU Writer
I always have lemons around for some reason or another, although I'm never quite sure how they got there. I don't put them on a shopping list, when in a store I don't navigate my little cart around to the 'lemon section' and just grab a bunch, but when I get home, there they are. Waiting, possibly laughing and pointing at my confusion. I don't have an aversion to citrus, but I would prefer it if these fruits were a little less sneaky.