So the moon is crashing on you.

So you're gonna die Chewbacca style.

What would you defiantly scream at the moon before it crashes down on you?

As for me. I see the moon looking down on me, I say to it what I would say to anyone else.

"Suck It." *Explodes*

i wouldn't scream hell. i wouldn't even evacuate. because i happen to know that if the moon hit ANY part of the planet the explosion would reach EVERY SINGLE PLACE ON IT. and take a a mile off the crust at all points around the earth. thus ruining the point of an evacuation.

Wow this is awful

I'd panic, naturally... But depending on how long before the impact i might go:
"WOOOOOH!!!! AWESOME" and then die in a flash..

That's how i feel but tbh i think i'll just panic and cry like a baby xD...

[color=#9D0A0A]DAMN YOU MAJORA![/color]

FUCK YOU BEAT ME TO IT.

*moans*

I'd regret that I didn't masturbate to brutal anal rape more.

As for the moon, I'd say:

"CoMe At Me BoR!!!111111111111111" then get my dick out. I'd fucking mindbreak the moon.

[color=blue]I changed my mind to saying nothing, whipping out my dick, and then making it do a windmill as a final mocking gesture towards the moon.[/color]

I probly wouldnt even notice, theres only one window in my room and i keep it covered because the sun in an asshole and likes to wake me up by shining in my face.

If i did know, i probly wouldnt say anything, just pull my pants down and stick my ass up in the air. The sheer irony of the moon colliding with my "moon" would kill me before the impact did.

I would check if I have my wallet on me and go to the next civilized planet that would not use my butt for experiments. Then I would realize that I left my passport on Earth.

"Ah, I haven't wiped my ass yet."

The moon has arrived.

Well, I can play the ocarina, soo....
Damn it, where did my sword go?

"Damn...no time to get rid of this boner"

"Wait...that's no moo- *explosion*"

Well.

I got mooned by someones fat ass mother...

Im glad ill die soon.

"welp"

I lol'd. Great Reference.

Who Lassoed the moon?