Someone thinks I'm a girl

Well fuck. Think I was looking at tengas ages ago.
All the reusable ones pretty much expire after a few goes, don't they?

I have been mistaken for one if they look at my back and don't see my face. Long hair does that.

Their reaction when I turn around.... absolute gold

I'll still go with it just for a chuckle.

No, as long as you clean them and keep them dry when not in use they last a while.

I always thought Tenga was a Gurren Lagann thing.

>discussing tenga and onahole care and shelf life
>Real vaginas feel awesome
>involves talking with humans.

Yeah that too much effort for the lot of ya

Real women want my money and time, an Onahole just waits to get fucked. We know the obvious answer here.

Hmm, true.
List a good brand, niga. Fuck researching



Far too much effort. You run into too many crazies, and then you get one that seems cool, but doesn't offer the v, because she's been hiding her crazy side/ only lets the v out when drunk. And yet gets drunk every weekend, but no v inbetween.
Also, weird ones that just refuse, and crack the shits when you refuse for the same reasons, and try to kick you out of the house.

Onahole is just easier, man. First one I mentioned was top tier though. Second one was mid tier

You all need to learn to train your womens. The hunt is better then the prize.

You are saying dating and getting women to confess their love to you is more fun than having sex?

yes.

I really hope Toko doesn't do that to me again. Those questions made me feel really uncomfortable.
I mean, what are you supposed to do if a young boy and his friend lift up your skirt revealing your naked butt to some perverted old man who is the kids granddad and probably sent the kid to lift up your skirt? Keep in mind you are in a public park.
What are you supposed to do in a situation like that.?

Also, your not a woman mr Cat of Gravity?

No, I just have a woman as an avi because new waifu

So she did get banned again?

There was a scandal about her being unbanned back about a few months ago

She never even made proper apologies.

hey bby u wan sum fook

So you're basicly the Antw0n of Jagex.

Just a question on the internet though. Not like it's going to actually happen, unless you hang around with some crazies.

Ohshit.... i found a video of grav's girlfriend on here facebook private folder.
http://a.pomf.se/fnxbnf.webm

Size queens. I'm a bit worried for her well being, yet aroused.

I'd say you could always just knock them out but the sound they make while gagged is pretty hot.