Spooky chairs moving on their own

Just a reprogram rumba under a chair. I can start my car and back it out with my phone if i cared.

Are people really that fucking laz-

Yeah. They probably are.

Fucks sake.

No. >:C

Americans endorse more mobility cause WE FAT.

Totally reminds me of this.

If I had a Roomba the first thing I would do is find a way to arm it.

Pussy Safe edition of:

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