stupid questions

1. do some research, thats not really that hard to find although im lazy and won't do it for you.

2. doesn't it have something to do with trains and how they are classified; again easily researchable

3. the eternal question; one which may never be answered!

If god made man in his image then who's image did God use to make woman?

How can you have pudding if you don't at yer meat?

If a woodchuck could chuck wood how much wood could a woodchuck chuck?

a woodchuck would chuck a lot of wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.


btw you butchered that tongue twister.

Correct me if I am wrong but isn't it

"If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood" Omitting part of something is not butchering it. It's 'Paraphrasing' it.

Why would someone omit part of a simple rhyme and therefore butchering it?

Why must a playful topic like asking stupid questions feel like it is slightly progressing into an argument?

Because someone decided to start answering questions?

Did you just answer my question with another question?

I don't know, did I?

The actual tongue twister goes: "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Here's something just for shits and giggles.

Paraphrasing tongue twisters is blasphemous. Getting them wrong on the other hand, is mildly acceptable.

These are two of my all-time favorites:

"Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
Not a punt cut square,
Just a square cut punt.
It's round in the stern and blunt in the front.
Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt."

"I am not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.
I am only plucking pheasants
Because the pheasant plucker's late."

How much wood would a woochuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

A wood chuch would chuck a lot of wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

that's it, in it's entirety.

you weren't paraphrasing it, you simply got it wrong; not that it matters I was just telling you. This is the internet you don't have to care/get upset about anything said here.

I is lost! Don't get it...

i have a pug... and my pug wigs out when i try to say this. it's funny.

Tounge twisters now? Ok then.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he?

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
then where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Saying "Toy Boat" really really fast is another good tongue twister.

I lol'd hard


If cats always land on their feet, and toast always lands butter side down, what happens if you tie toast to the back of a cat and drop it?

Why did the airline peanuts have a warning on the side?

"Warning: Contains peanuts"

THREAD /PHAILURE. the end. end of story. laalalalalaalaaaa

wat?

The answer antigravity see image below





Because Darwinism isn't allowed to weed out the weak and stupid anymore.

Where does the title for this topic say stupid answers?