Talk About Yourself (aka Narcissism 101)

I'd use the "Oh that awesome guy knows where the door will be! I'mma stand next to him to get in quickly" theory

[align=justify][color=green][font=verdana]Lol, I made no plans to. I've seen from the Asian students here the problem. I've tapped a many a Asian shoulder in the shops and such.

I think these explains what I'd do quite nicely:

I would swear she flipped him off at the end, lol

I enjoy the very simple things in life.

People often misunderstand me. It is both a good and a bad thing for me, but I know, deep down, I enjoy watching them being confused.

-I like white chocolate waaaay better than milk chocolate, but not better than dark chocolate. In short, dark chocolate>white chocolate>>>>>>milk chocolate.

-Sometimes I wish I could just write in math terms all the time for clarity.

[color=#006FFF]This.

And...!

I have a few hairs that curl down onto my forehead. They're unusually straight and really thin and grow back if cut. I love them and refer to them as my "baby hair" since it looks just like my hair as a baby. [size=10]/nerd[/h]

I'll take a pair of pretty eyes and sexy lips over a "perfect" body any day.

I love brunettes.

I love really dark brown eyes apparently. As well as hazel.

[color=#B93B8F][font=Segoe Script]My strong personality and strict work ethic, have earned me a reputation of a great leader. Whenever people choose me to lead a group, I always do my best to not only make sure that the tasks are done on schedule, but also to produce results which are noted for excellence. I'm also known for being scarily straightforward when it comes to team work. Many times have I cut loose, on different occasions, a number of people from the group, because they chose to let the rest of the group do the work and just sat pretty. I do not like having parasites in the group and getting rid of them is the most reasonable choice. I may look harmless on first look, sweet even, but I'm very, very, very short-tempered.

I used to be a very hateful and depressed person back in the day. Always constantly waiting for the world to end or to be killed or something like that. (i never believe in suicide and still don't) I was also naive and far too trusting of people and i constantly got backstabbed and foolishly didn't see it coming. I literally thought that i was better than everybody else and had a massive ego.

But then i stepped back and looked at myself and said ''I don't wanna live like this anymore.'' I had to do a lot of soul searching and finding out who the hell i am and what actually makes me happy. What makes me happy is making other people happy and seeing other people happy. I like to help others and making their lives as less stressful as possible. We all know that life sucks and will sadly continue to suck but what i want to do is at least try and make it as enjoyable as possible. I live in London. It is horrible and depressing as hell here. I used to act like those ghetto douchebags, but not anymore. I put my foot down and stood up for my beliefs and my soul and broke away from that. I wish others could do the same...

TL:DR - My life sucked because i thought i had no purpose in life and i was an egotisitical asshole, now i'm an extremely nice person.

[align=justify][font=verdana][color=green]I like how my eyes look when they have light shined on them. The pupils go small, leaving an engorged electric-blue iris. I just... like looking at them sometimes. I've also been complimented on my eyes several times in the past. : )

Plus, my mum can totally read when I'm angry from my eyes apparently. They "flash all across the room", according to her.

So yeah, I like my eyes.

I really wish I could just say no to some people and tell them to stop.

This and especially when they start to take advantage of your kindness.

~ I find typos super hilarious.

~ I love grammar and language, but I don't stress about it.

~ I find it infinitely frustrating when people get angry with you, but won't tell you why.

~ I love when a group of girls can get together and be true, loving friends without drama <333

I am stupid hence I used 3 hours to come up of this line.

[color=#006FFF]I like my lips.

I like my goatee.

I like my glasses.

I love texting people.

I love my campus. A lot.

I hate extreme heat. -__-;;

My clumsy klutziness never seizes to screw me over.

I draw interesting things when I'm drunk.

I must see this.

OT: I'm a complete asshole to my friends, but in a fun way.

MY GOD, I make these leather pants look amazing!

[color=#006FFF]Hmm, for some reason I thought you knew about it already, but then I'm confused as to why I would think that. Lol. Maybe I'll spam another pic of myself down the line and you can see it then. It's not the typical goatee though--it might not even be one--it's like a goatee without the mustache...? Whatever that would be. e_e

OT:

I love walking around in forested areas and looking at all of the bugs and animals and plants while listening to music. <3

I'm actually a really sociable person if I feel comfortable with the people around me.
To add on to that, some people I just immediately feel comfortable around, in which case I'll talk to them easily; but of course there's the opposite side of that with those I don't approach, or just choke up around.

Sometimes I hate how caring I am.

I'm pretty sure I have some slight case of anemia. (getting very cold very easily, dizzy spells where my vision pretty much gives up completely and my legs give out, etc.)

I have a very high metabolism so I can eat, say, 6 slices of pizza and 3 hotdogs without gaining any noticeable weight. (Happened just last week!) Oh there was also cake and 4 more slices of pizza the next day... Needless to say I get told I'm gonna get all fat someday, but my abs say otherwise!

I love beaches. I hate pools.

[align=justify][color=green][font=verdana]I sometimes dream of just leaving this world. Be it quietly into the night... or just burning everything I hate into ash... sometimes I feel better suited away from this world.

I've got a lot of pride. So, whenever something happens in which people would offer me help, more likely than not, I'll just ignore any and all attempts for help and just do it on my own. I've learned that, sometimes, it's just better for you to struggle on your own for a while instead of trying to implement other people's advice into your own style. It just confuses and doesn't allow experimentation.

I like going into hermit mode. It's way more fun being on your own sometimes. People can just be douchebags.