Talk About Yourself (aka Narcissism 101)

I...

I'm a masochist.

I'm a completely different person when I get behind the wheel.

... ok.

5 Guys are hitting on me right now and 1 girl?

The girl is hot as hell, like oh my god. Ive been in bed with her once and her boobs are just GOD!

I can cook decent food from scratch.

I am so cool and amazing!!! And I'm so hot I turn myself on when I see myself.

How much more crazy and ridiculous can I get here -_-

(does this have to be real or imaginary/delusional is ok >_>)

[align=justify][color=green][font=verdana]I am pretty adaptable. Throw me in a sticky situation and I'll think of a solution.

I can give pretty sound advice if needed. I can be there for a friend if wanted, but can tell them plainly how it is if needed.

I like the word "pretty".

I have a love/hate relationship with Meno's boobs. lol.

The sound of strong wind or heavy rain at night really makes it easier for me to fall asleep.

[size=10]Well, I like Astrology.

That said, I have Sun in Libra, an Aquarian Moon, and a Virgo Ascendant.[/h]

I manage to enjoy life moderately well despite my extremely negative outlook on the world in general.


We're all screwed- might as well enjoy things while they last. We'll face The Reaper when the time comes.

I like to shave against the grain; makes my face smoother.

It's one of my ambitions in life to attempt a spicy food challenge.

My response to a lot of things makes people assume I'm disinterested in what they're talking about.

I'm not disinterested, you just expect me to go "OMG,NO WAY!! HOLY SHIT DUDE, THAT'S CRAZY!!", where I just normally respond with an "Mhmm, yeah that's nice."

I love the way British people say "tummy". It just sounds adorable <3

I gloat too much

I find it extremely annoying if someone questions every single action, like the person is not happy with simple answers and keeps questioning.

Damn.

[color=#006FFF]I've never seen the original "The Wizard of Oz".

You're not missing much.

[color=#006FFF]Which is why I never kicked myself over it, lol.
The only classic that I saw really late, simply because of its popularity, was Pulp Fiction, which is now one of my favorite movies ever.

The only version I like is the Muppets version =P

[color=#006FFF]I actually saw that on tv a while back! T'was pretty funny despite only getting a handful of references, lol. But then again, the Muppets can make anything funny.