Techniques

I'm a bit drunk right now, how do I get sober quicker since I have something important coming up?

Cold shower, drink water, down massive amounts of black coffee or three espresso shots in one cup of coffee.

Ask your mother for some blow.

drink lots of water so you can piss out most of the alcohol

that's probably the most important

the rest are just regular methods to keep yourself awake or alleviate headaches

Lots of food. Caffeine. Shower.

I know it's unpleasent, but the best and fastest way to sober up, is to puke.
Just get all that alchohol out of your stomach.
When you're done, drink some water and eat something light.

I'm still taking shots, so its not going well. I've given up so yeah but whatever man.

Bath.
Water.
Sleep.
Bread (nothing on it)
Eat loads of food
Die.

Get in a really bad upsetting argument with one of your friends, that usually seems to sober me up.

I heard if you drink an egg without breaking the yolk it helps

Yeah, it helps if you want to puke.
That shit is vile even when you're sober.

For me, nothing quite kills my drunken state than good old fashioned childish drama.

I'm usually the first port of call when someone gets upset so my night is the first to be ruined. They lay out all their insignificant problems on me that they think they have, then start crying like a bitch when they get themselves worked up over an equally minor issue, like somebody ignoring them. Then I spend the rest of the night following them around like a lemon, murdering her multiple times in my head while I wait for the night to end.

Dude that's like every family ever. Or maybe just mine. I think that might be why I'm never drunk on family holidays. Or work events. Cause of all dem bitches' drama.

What, no one's said Gatorade yet? I don't get many hangovers, but any sort of sports drink, which is pretty much just salt-based, will help a little, depending on the severity.

Water and bread only help to *prevent* a hangover before you pass out, not to cure one. You typically have to force yourself to do it, but it doesn't matter, it's worth it. There's a cutoff point when that stops working, but it's easy to prevent a hangover with nothing but bread and water, since it takes care of the primary problem of dehydration.



I wonder what that's like. The only people that come to me when they're drunk are friends that somehow made their way here and literally just come in without me noticing, in which case I let them spend the night and sleep it off. Each member of my family only gets angry when they drink, so I don't know what it's like to have sad people come to you.

use the kuso miso technique

Trust me, you don't want it. The first few times you think to yourself "Okay, she's upset. Fair enough. I'll be the shoulder to cry on" and give moral and emotional support of the platonic kind.

But then your patience wears thin pretty quickly when it happens every time you go out. You just want to enjoy yourself, but you can't because their feathers have been ruffled again for some no reason and they keep coming to you to bitch and whine about someone who's upset them, whether the person in question did it willingly or not.

Maybe it's true that this Northeastern area is rather cold and selfish (my ex-girlfriend from farther South was staggered at the cultural difference of how often people don't talk to each other casually here, as I was astonished with how friendly almost every stranger was in her hometown), but I don't know anyone who doesn't internalize their problems, unless they're angry about something. The only person that ever opened up to me when down was my roommate in college, and that sort of interaction was a necessary skill I had to learn quickly.

It was a true wake-up when I realized not everyone is the same way everywhere, and that personalities can be so radically different.

You're a fgt
But....

It's your own fault, ride it through to the end.

Nevermind.... yuri is king of fgts.