Thanks fakku users your comments are so funny, I really like reading the comments more than the hentai. Keep up the funny comments. As a thanks here's a picture of a fine ass girl.
A man gets a call that his wife is giving birth.
He races to the hospital, and waits eagerly in the waiting room. Eventually the doctor comes out with an odd look on his face.
"What's wrong doctor? Is my baby ok? Is it a boy or a girl?"
The doctor looks up at him. "It's the damndest thing. Your baby is a miracle, sir," he says.
The doctor leads the man into a room, where the baby is laying soundly, cuddled up in a blanket.
"Your baby can float. It's amazing! Watch!" The doctor lifts the child up a couple inches from the bed, then drops it. Nothing happens.
"What are you doing?" says the man. "Let me get my child and leave!"
"No, no, no! You have to see this. It did it before!" He picks up the child again, but this time drops it onto the floor. The baby hits the ground with a solid thud.
Totally distraught, with tears in his eyes, the man pleads for the doctor to stop.
"No, no, no! He totally did it! You HAVE to see this. It's a miracle!" The doctor picks the child up off the ground, and throws it out the window. The baby falls several stories and explodes on a car!
"OH MY GOD! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?" screams the man.
"Don't worry about it. The baby was a still-born. Haha! You should have seen the look on your face!"