That's enough internet for today.....

I'll send you a .38. Or you can just walk in to a wallyworld's or restaurant supply shop and pick up a Kurt Cobain special. Or if you want a slow one... my blood.

could always try to look up that one 4chan thread about making your own crystals

This isn't me. Also, you can't buy guns in Canadian Wal-Marts, only ammunition.

Same here.

Death with dignity.

Except in places in the US - In Oregon, we have Wal-marts with rifles upon rifles upon rifles upon .45 revolvers fucking everywhere.

It was an exaggeration but you get the point.

Even Fred Meyer (Kroger's but with stuff besides grocieries) sells them.

Ammunition is surprisingly harder to come by here. Plenty of .38 ACP and .22 LR but that's because they're cheap.