The bears at my head scratching my fish all for a cat.

Das not even the worst part. Homeless been stalking me on my own lawn watching from his living room. I can't see the sun from my basement but I can hear the racketball. Done been to and from but that's not the end of the road with a unicorn under a building. It's an old man in a car driving through my intestines on the highway to god. Much less an asian kid. Alls well that banks his money in the mattress. I don't know what I dun did but I sure do know that the county fair is nice for winning blue ribbons.

Or so I'm told by the butterfly who flies on down the river only eaten by a bass once or twice. The frog done tried to get across but that damned dog just don't know what to do. He stares at the door while I touch myself in a public bathroom but really all that man wants is to buy some cigarettes and he can't stand waiting in line. It's like all damned day all people do is watch the moving pictures on the holograph projector. Makes no damned sense that the man in the moon can't have an apartment on the sun. But who ever cared about the kids in africa done did with the drug warlords in china.

I don't know about you but I want some eggs scrambled on toast. Just gotta dump em in the trash and eat the plate. Good ol plastic wallets ripe for the pickin from the apple tree. Not that it matters anymore. I tried to sleep but the man in the mountain kept yelling from across the street. I saw him from my roof with the police. I might have been naked but it's my house he shouldn't be in his bedroom. His wife told me that he works for the ice cream man who drives the chocolate truck to mars on the weekends.

All that for a bag of chips with some little people.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xTrIe8C6lY

You done did it now. Pissed off the robot in my closet hiding from the maggots in his skull.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nm9xrHLZzx

it's like a less entertaining freaky

tl;dr

posting nadeko.

The scrambles in my brain eating a plate made out of steel with some ketchup. Solves all my problems with a barrel of pidgeons.

I didn't read past the thread title. My grammar nazi senses are tingling.

I was just ramblin on bout the man who told me not to eat my table while he's in the bathroom. Not that it's my fault. I was hungry for the television.

Did you know that people can read with missing and jumbled letters? As long as the first and last letters are the same we automatically read it correctly wihtuot porlbem. According to Cambridge anyways.

I corrected your errors.

Thanks man.

I wouldn't even mention fakku's uncle in the same breath as this user.


Though I will give the user this: He is like a more interesting version of jamie kennedy

Im not reading all that at 3:30 in the morning, paraphrase that.

If I replied with "Here's Tom with the weather." would it make sense to you?

If it were Ollie Williams then yes

Get off that Ghetto Blastah.

[size=14]The fact that you took time out of your life to write this actually baffles me.[/h]