Before I begin, I have to say that as a person from the Fanfiction and Writing Section, we are whores for publicity. And when people say that our work is simply terrible, we get angsty and more annoying than we are right now! I must apologise for all of that!
Now, let me demonstrate that by
1. Bringing your attention to the Winter Writing Contest indicated by my signature.
2.
READ THIS! READ THIS! READ THIS!
That is all. Pardon me for my intrusion.