Vasuki wrote...
Despite numerous stretching exercises and a plethora of varying stimuli, I still find myself unable to perform auto-fellatio. I believe my above-average height to be a factor, and I seek methods outside of surgery to compensate.
Huh, this is easy.
"Egyptologist David Lorton says that many ancient texts refer to autofellatio within the religion of Egypt, both in the realm of the gods and among the followers performing religious rituals.[1][2] According to Lorton, the sun god Ra was said to have created the god Shu and goddess Tefnut by fellating himself and spitting out his own semen onto the ground.
Michel Foucault cites Artemidorus as identifying the act of "taking [one's] sex organ into one's [own] mouth" as one of three ways to commit "relations with oneself." Artemidorus thought that dreams of this "unnatural" act portended the death of one's children, loss of one's mistresses, or extreme poverty.[3]" - Wikipedia