The Corrupt Wishing Game V2

Granted but being normal means you get bored of being normal and end up depressed

I wish for a never ending war

Granted but your the first to be killed and because of that the war ends abruptly.

I wish I could time travel without any consequences.

[color=#9D0A0A]Granted, but someone then broke the travel machine and you got stuck in one time.

I wish for a tasty drink [/color]

Granted. Here's a Mai Tai laced with cyanide. :)



I wish to fall in love with my dream girl.

Granted, but she kills you when she finds you fapping to some hentai.

I want computer that runs faster than the speed of light.

Buddy, my dream girl is a fan of hentai. That wouldn't work! XD

OT: Granted. Now, it's too fast for you to keep up with.

I want a million dollars. Get creative with this one. :P

Granted, but the safe you keep it in gets pillaged by pirates, so all you have left is $100.

I wish I was immortal and could never die.

Granted but after suffering for an infinite amount of years and living beyond any life on Earth you enter a dismal coma and retreat to memories of not being immortal living out a unreal life as your physical body is left like a gem whilst your mind erodes to that of nothing.

I wish I had one dollar extra without any repercussions that anyone on Fakku could think of

[color=#9D0A0A]Granted, but I'm telling your mom!! So she'll find a way...

I wish for you[/color]

Anytime. ;)

OT: Granted. Now you'll have only me, even when you get sick of me. >:)

I wish for God Hand 2 to come out already.

Granted, but you die.

I wish that this wish is granted.

[color=#9D0A0A]I wish you won't corrupt this wish [/color]

Granted. You now live forever instead, cursed to watch your loved ones die for eternity.

I wish for a soda.

Granted, but you can't drink any form of liquid, ever again.

I wish for the death of all whiteknights.

Granted, but trolls and other dicks are still here.

I wish to have unlimited stamina.

Granted, but your body will forever be paralyzed.

I wish to have all the gaming consoles in the world.

[color=#9D0A0A]Granted, but your body itself can't handle it the endurance and you fell asleep.

Granted but you have no games to play

I wish for a puppy named Woof

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Granted, but you're barred from ever buying, downloading or playing any games for them.

I wish for a pet puppy! <3

EDIT: Did we seriously just wish for the same thing at the same time?! :O

Restart. I wish for a pet kitty.

Granted. but the puppy got run-over by a 10 wheeler truck and dies.

i wish for an ice cream

Hahaha! Is that a joke? If not, please get out of my mind @@...

OT: Granted but is melted ice cream

I wish for a piece of pie